haiku for a peanut buttter cookie:

cookie so nutty
in my mouth I will eat you
when you are still warm

see ma! i really did make it.

i got bit by my crotch, i think it was a spider.

it was worth it for this, my leg feels weird.

N. Killingsworth St.

32708 TH 6-8:20 MW 6/25-8/15 CASCADE. ROCK CREEK 6/9-28/6 HT 05:9-5 69503. #52 or #67. Summer Annuals and Perennials.

paina. eke. pua. ulaula.

get thee back to the aroma of birth, for the smells of the female body, the smells you have sought to kill with your totalitarian chemicals, are the very smells of birth, the strong odors of the essence of existence. The nose that is offended by the hot perfumes of the cunt is a nose unsuited for this world, and should be sniffing gold on the scrubbrd streets of Heaven. The vagina reeks of life and love and the infinite et cetera. O vagina! Your salty incense, your mushroom moon musk, your deep waves of clam honey breaking against the cold steel of civilization; vagina, draw our noses to the grindstone of ecstacy, and let us die smelling what we did when we where born!

There is an animal called the water mongoose. It inhabits the swamps of Asia. The water mongoose has one grand trick up it's sleeve (although up its sleeve is not exactly where the trick is at). It can distend its anal orifice until it (the anal orifice) looks like a red ripe fruit. Then the water mongoose stands very, very still. Sooner or later, a bird will come along and start to peck the "fruit". Whereupon the water mongoose whirls around rapidly and eats the bird.

T.R.

just look at that face!!

forcast:

calling for thunder showers and hail. it's may 2. and did we ever get it. hail the size of gum drops, damn they hurt. thunder too with a short helping of lightning. enough to make you want to get out of the garden...fast!! oh oregon!! heard all around me, "well, this is oregon" well, wtf? may flowers right? not may hails....i mean may hails and all but hail?