There is an animal called the water mongoose. It inhabits the swamps of Asia. The water mongoose has one grand trick up it's sleeve (although up its sleeve is not exactly where the trick is at). It can distend its anal orifice until it (the anal orifice) looks like a red ripe fruit. Then the water mongoose stands very, very still. Sooner or later, a bird will come along and start to peck the "fruit". Whereupon the water mongoose whirls around rapidly and eats the bird.

T.R.